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nursingisinmyblood:

You had to ask?!?! Haha this gif is hilariously gross! 😂😂

nevertoomuchpink:

ariellynh:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

I will always reblog this at this time of year.

Love this. 😂😂

Hahaha

My 90 year old patient tells me, “My husband and I still have sex twice a week. Three times if we go to Bingo.”
Since I couldn’t enjoy D.C. Cherry blossom festival, I found my own in Lake Tahoe

Since I couldn’t enjoy D.C. Cherry blossom festival, I found my own in Lake Tahoe

Had the best weekend getaway to Lake Tahoe! How so very breathtaking!

It’s ok you know,
to be carried now and then,
strength too needs a rest.
Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

This is absolutely perfect!

cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

Yes!

ON TUESDAY, WHEN MY ‘WEEKEND’ IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK

whatshouldwecallnursing:

I’m just like,

and my friends with normal jobs are like,

True story haha

For all of the most important things, the timing always sucks. Waiting for a good time to quit your job? The stars will never align and the traffic lights of life will never all be green at the same time. The universe doesn’t conspire against you, but it doesn’t go out of its way to line up the pins either. Conditions are never perfect. “Someday” is a disease that will take your dreams to the grave with you. Pro and con lists are just as bad. If it’s important to you and you want to do it “eventually,” just do it and correct course along the way.
Timothy Ferriss, The 4-Hour Workweek (via shelyeah)

Love this!

Ahhh queen B